Current Shows

The Calamari Sisters' Big Fat Italian Wedding

Must Close June 1st, 2014

 

When the Calamari Sisters bulldozed upon the musical comedy scene, who knew that three years later, one of them would be tying the knot? Or will they? There's nothing like an arranged Italian wedding to bring out the crazy relatives, wacky missteps, and of course, the food, food, FOOD! As usual, Delphine and Carmela sing, dance, and cook their way through such favorites as "Chapel of Love," "Love and Marriage," "Daddy's Little Girl," "Get Me To The Church On Time," and "River Deep, Mountain High." in an attempt to cater their big fat Italian wedding. Will the Sisters make it to the church on time or simply collapse at the end of aisle? Make sure to RSVP and find out!

 

Running Time:

approx. 140 minutes (incl. intermission)

 

Show Times:

Thu. 7:00PM, Fri. 8:00PM,

Sat. 8:00PM, Sun. 2:00PM

Special Wednesday Matinee April 30th at 2:00PM

No performance Friday May 2nd

 

Tickets:

$45 - $55 (Other fees may apply)

 

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Upcoming Shows

Sitting Shiva with The Calamari Sisters

May 21 and May 22, 2014 - Two Shows Only!

 

A Staged reading with Live Music! No one can rest in peace when the Calamari Sisters are around. Delphine and Carmela have been hired to cater a funeral, but unbeknownst to them, it's a Jewish funeral! From matza balls to meatballs, challa bread to pizza dough, and gefilte fish to baccala, the girls try desperately to bridge the cultural gap. The sisters pay their respects in the only way they know how -- by singing, dancing, and cooking through memorable songs less-than-appropriate for your typical interment. Needless to say, by the end of the show, you'll agree that death becomes the Calamari Sisters.

 

Running Time:

approx. 120 minutes (incl. intermission)

 

Show Times:

- May 21st at 2:00PM

- May 22nd at 7:00PM

 

Tickets:

- All tickets $25 (SALES thru April 30th)
- All tickets $35 (Beginning May 1st ticket prices change to $35 all seats)

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Dear Mom, A New Play

April 1 - June 4, 2014

 

Inspired by actual letters written by real daughters to their mothers, DEAR MOM tells the story of Linda, a 45 year-old woman faced with having to say goodbye to her mother. Through the letters she is able to look back on her relationship with her mother with humor and heart, finally being able to celebrate her mother's life. Funny, poignant, and touching...DEAR MOM is for anyone who has a mother. If you liked The Notebook, you'll love DEAR MOM.

 

Show Times:

Tue. 7:00PM, Wed. 7:00PM

(no performance on Tue. April 15th)

 

Tickets:

- All seats $25 until April 30th

- $35-45 after April 30th

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Old Jews Telling Jokes

October 8 - November 9, 2014

 

Get ready for an outrageous evening of one-liners, double-entendres and hysterical routines sure to triple you over with laughter!

 

Created by Peter Gethers and Daniel Okrent, OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES showcases five actors in a comedy that pays tribute to and reinvents classic jokes of the past and present.

 

Like rye bread, kosher pickles and bagels, this show is for everyone! You'll laugh 'til you plotz.

 

Running Time:

approx. 90 minutes (no intermission)

 

Show Times:

Wed. 2:00PM & 7:00PM, Thur. 7:00PM, Fri. 8:00PM

Sat. 2:00PM & 8:00PM, Sun. 2:00PM

 

Tickets:

Starting at $45

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Penn's Landing Playhouse
(Theater INSIDE the Independence Seaport Museum)
211 South Columbus Blvd & Walnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19106
On the waterfront, next door to the Hyatt Hotel

 

Box Office (855) 448-7469 / (855 HIT-SHOW)
Groups (12+) 888-264-1788

 

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