Current Shows

Defending The Caveman - starring Vince Valentine

July 17 - August 24 September 27, 2014 (extended)

 

Defending the Caveman, starring Vince Valentine, is a hilarious play about the ways men and women relate to each other. Without taking sides, this insightful comedy discusses the ongoing battle for understanding between the sexes. Through its hysterical observations into contemporary feminism, masculine sensitivity and the erogenous zones, Defending the Caveman mines the common themes in relationships that go straight through the funny bone and into the heart.

 

Running Time:

approx. 105 minutes (incl. intermission)

 

Show Times:

Thu. 7:00PM, Fri. 8:00PM, Sat. 2:00PM

 

Tickets:

Starting at $45

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Back to School with the Calamari Sisters

September 13 - 28, 2014 - 7 Performances Only!

 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen.

 

The Calamari Sisters are local celebrities in Brooklyn, NY as the singing, dancing, and cooking stars of the fictional public access cable cooking show, MANGIA ITALIANO. In this rare treat, Delphine and Carmela have taken their culinary expertise on the road to spread their unique brand of Italian teaching to the masses. With outrageous musical numbers, hilarious family anecdotes, and some help from some of you, these sisters will give you a cooking lesson that you'll never forget. Be prepared to eat your heart out and laugh until your sides hurt.

 

Running Time:

approx. 75 minutes (no intermission)

 

Show Times:

- Sat 8pm & Sunday 2pm Sept 13th & 14th

- Thu 2pm Sept 18th
- Sat 8pm & Sunday 2pm Sept 20th & 21th
- Sat 8pm & Sunday 2pm Sept 27 th & 28th

 

Tickets:

$45 - $65

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Upcoming Shows

Old Jews Telling Jokes

October 8 - November 30, 2014

 

Get ready for an outrageous evening of one-liners, double-entendres, songs, skits, and hysterical routines sure to triple you over with laughter!

 

Created by Peter Gethers and Daniel Okrent, OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES showcases five actors in a comedy that pays tribute to and reinvents classic jokes of the past and present.

 

Like rye bread, kosher pickles and bagels, this show is for everyone! You'll laugh 'til you plotz.

 

Adult humor - recommended for 17+

 

Running Time:

approx. 85 minutes (no intermission)

 

Show Times:

Wed. 2:00PM & 7:00PM, Thu. 7:00PM, Fri. 8:00PM

Sat. 2:00PM & 8:00PM, Sun. 2:00PM

 

Tickets:

Starting at $45 - $65

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Another Christmas with the Calamari Sisters

December 4, 2014 - January 4, 2015

 

Find out what happened to Delphine and Carmela on The Food Network and get to the bottom of Delphine's breakup with the local butcher.

 

The show is full of holiday favorites like "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree," Santa Baby," All I want for Christmas is YOU," and of course Dominic The Italian Christmas Donkey! Join those brassy, sassy sisters for a Feast of the Seven Fishes!

 

Running Time:

approx. 150 minutes (incl. intermission)

 

Show Times:

Thu. 2:00PM, Sat. 2:00PM & 8:00PM, Sun. 2:00PM

 

Special performances:

   - Fri. Dec 26th 8:00PM

   - New Year's Eve Champagne Celebration 9:00PM

 

Tickets:

$45 - $65

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Respect, a Musical Journey of Women

April 8 - May 31, 2015

 

A Funny, Exuberant Look at the Lives of Women as Told Through your favorite Top -40 Songs! It's a Must-See and Must- Hear Musical that will have you dancing in the aisles!"

 

Respect takes the audience on a 100 year journey of Women in America from 1900 to 2014 and is based on the popular book RESPECT: Women & Popular Music by author and Columbia Professor Dorothy Marcic.

 

Running Time:

approx. 120 minutes (incl. intermission)

 

Show Times:

Wed. 2:00PM & 7:00PM, Thu. 7:00PM, Fri. 8:00PM

Sat. 2:00PM & 8:00PM, Sun. 2:00PM

 

Tickets:

$45 - $65

(Other fees may apply)

 

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Penn's Landing Playhouse
(Theater INSIDE the Independence Seaport Museum)
211 South Columbus Blvd & Walnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19106
On the waterfront, next door to the Hyatt Hotel

 

Box Office (855) 448-7469 / (855 HIT-SHOW)
Groups (12+) 888-264-1788

 

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